me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you