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· July 25

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

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· July 25
Sometimes I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. Perhaps I’ve spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.
- E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades (via minuty)
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· July 25

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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· July 25
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· July 25
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· July 25
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· July 25

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

Reblog · 115956 ·
· July 24
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· July 24

instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

image

Reblog · 841616 ·
· July 24

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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· July 24

sadfriends:

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.

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· July 24
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· July 24

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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· July 24
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· July 24
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